February 2012
12 posts
lonely sundays kill me
If I was perfect, then this would be easy.
I got in a fight last night
Some girl attacked my friend
So I did the sensible thing to do and I sat on her, pulled her top down and twisted her nipples until she let go of my friends hair. Conflict resolution success I had not one scratch. Why don’t people do this more often?
Anonymous asked: I remember seeing you at black market one night when I came to adelaide, you looked so cute but I was way to drunk to even come say hello
Everything is going so well!
I have a full time job as a manager for a shop that’s only fifteen minutes away
My car is awesome and I haven’t had one speeding fine or parking ticket
My hair is finally sorted and I can maintain it cheaply and easily
My new laptop is rad and my nail gel arrived today
My friends are all doing so well and I have no dramas with any guys or girls for that matter…
But most of all I...